Farmer calls blind horse by 4 different names and explains reason to baffled bystander

We have a hilarious joke to share with you, and we’re not horsing around, promise! The funny joke involves a farmer and some horses.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, read on for the joke.

A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.

He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhouse door for help. He explains his situation to the farmer. The farmer gets his horse and they walk to the crash scene. The farmer then uses rope to tie the horse to the car.

“Pull, Zoomer, pull,” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.

“Pull, Admiral, pull,” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still.

“Pull, Ollie, pull,” yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.

“Pull, Tilly, pull,” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.

The driver is dumbfounded, so he asks the farmer, “why do you call your horse different names?”

“You see,” the farmer replies, “Tilly is blind. If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”

What a good punchline, and we can’t blame Tilly for not wanting to do all that work himself!

If you enjoyed that joke, we also have a bonus joke for you. This one’s in video form.

The joke is told by a farmer and his daughter.

Without giving away the punchline, we’ll just say the joke involves a mixup between a duck and a pig. And while the joke itself is very funny, the absolute best thing about the video is the way the pair delivers the joke.

The father and daughter crack up as they try to remember how the jokes goes, and they mess up a few times before finally getting the words in the right order.

The pair got rave reviews from people who watched.

This includes one commenter who said:

“All I can say is, in these difficult times, here and around the world, it is true joy to hear and see the two of you laugh. Thank you for making my day. I will enjoy watching it again and again.”

Another commenter added:

“That was funnier than if they would have got it right the first time!! I’m dying right now 😂😂😂”

You’ll have to watch the video for yourself to see just how charming this pair is. Trust us, it’s worth it!

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